This story came to be in response to a prompt on McSweeney's Internet Tendency, with a few tweaks as editing demanded. If anyone is ever in need of a writing prompt, I highly recommend using one of those. You'll end up creating something completely out of the realm of sanity, and that's awesome.
The hot-air balloon landed with a splash of sand, interrupting the sun-bathers and the sandcastle builders, not to mention the sunscreen appliers. They all stared at it with the same expression on their faces, that classic mixture of emotions that can really be boiled down to a single question: “What the fuck?”
They didn’t have to wait long for an answer. The sand had barely settled stickily to their skin when a man popped up from the bottom of the basket- and nobody was surprised to see that this was one of the more eccentric people to ever appear on Venice Beach. He was dressed in clothing that had become outdated about a hundred years ago, complete with a bowler hat and a fob watch- though it looked like it was just a digital watch glued to a chain. His hair was theatrically windswept, and he moved with the frenzied energy of the stereotypical inventor from movies set in the nineteenth century. He almost pulled it all off.
“Greetings, heathens!” he shouted with joy at the amassed crowd. They all stared at him, dumbfounded; the many stoners there immediately vowed to cut back. A few people took out phones and started to record the scene for posterity. “I am Doctor Artemus Phileas Naudin, a traveler from a distant land called the United States of America, from the great state of Idaho. It is a very different place than this...” He trailed off, gazing around at the wide beach brimming with tourists and ringed with the bustling boardwalk and the dried-up coastal mountains.